Tickle Me ‘Til I Pee Elmo’ Scheduled for Release

Posted by Cynical Sarah on January 9, 2006

Makers of ” Tickle Me Elmo” announced today the plan to release a “Tickle Me ‘Til I Pee Elmo” this year in time for the holiday season.

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FBI Reveals Secret of Simpson/Lachey Breakup

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Video analysts from the FBI’s conspiracy division announced today they have discovered the real reason Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey broke up.

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Cursed Tongue: Too Much Information: Confessions of an Addict

Posted by CursedTongue on

Vast amounts of information surround us, filling every nook and cranny of human existence, which used to be crammed with void, mostly. Gone are the days when nightly entertainment consisted of darning long johns and staring into kerosene lamps. Between advertising revenue and people who want their 15 minutes of fame, there is something to see, do, hear about and to read almost everywhere. Unfortunately, the human brain can only hold so much.

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Preview of Bush’s State of the Union Address

Posted by Cynical Sarah on

President George W. Bush is scheduled to give his annual State of the Union Address tonight. We all know there will be some mention of the economy, the war in Iraq and the war on terrorism. What you may not know are the details of his “plans for the future.” I’ve got a little preview of a few points.

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