Cynical Sarah

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Religious Battle Taken to the Video Screen

Posted by Cynical Sarah on March 28, 2006

Gods and prophets have played important roles in religions and civilizations for thousands of years. Some still have a strong following and some have faded somewhat, but noone has been able to determine which religion along with its gods and prophets is the ultimate one – until now.


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Cursed Tongue: Can I Stop Being a Grown-Up Now?

Posted by CursedTongue on March 27, 2006

Recently, my sister-in-law spent hours on the phone attempting to set up high speed Internet with Telecom X. She set up the account with phone and Internet service over a month ago, and the DSL just wasn’t working.


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Bounty Hunter Interrupts Award Ceremony

Posted by Cynical Sarah on March 26, 2006

Academy Award show viewers were treated to a preview of a future “Dog the Bounty Hunter” episode Sunday night when Dog interrupted the ceremony to take a presenter into custody. The show’s producers and the audience were totally taken by surprise when Michael Moore was captured by Duane “Dog” Chapman while on his way to present an award.


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Cursed Tongue: Chocolate Defies Odds By Reducing Risk of Death

Posted by CursedTongue on March 25, 2006

News reports touting or condemning some food or another spurt from the pages of medical journals, pelting the public like mulch from a chipper shredder. Every day there’s something you should be eating, or something you shouldn’t even touch with a 32-foot pole, let alone digest.


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Take My Money, Please

Posted by Cynical Sarah on March 24, 2006

I don’t like to gamble. I’ve got plenty of other ways to use my money and have a lot more fun with it. Not to promote the stereotype about girls, but I’d much rather go shopping with any extra money I might have instead of watching a machine eat it.


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“Life Finds a Way”

Posted by Cynical Sarah on March 22, 2006

Sunday I took advantage of the beautiful weather did a little garden cleanup out on our patio. The first thing that came to mind was “thank goodness I didn’t plant marigolds.”


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