Cursed Tongue: “Spider, Spider on the Wall, Ain’t You Got No Sense at All?”

Posted by CursedTongue on March 21, 2006

At the risk of incurring the wrath of PETA, I’m admitting to killing arachnids without mercy. It started the day I found a huge black spider crawling on an empty box in my garage. There was a moment of panic when the wind was knocked out of me like air from a bagpipe that’s been inexplicably flattened by an anvil. Then I whispered “Jesus-Mary-Joseph,” as if I spoke too loud, the spider might be startled and attack.

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