Man Sued for False Advertising in Personal Ad

Posted by Cynical Sarah on March 22, 2006

A woman filed a lawsuit in New Jersey against a man she met through an online personal ad. In the suit, Doris Wieman alleges that Joseph Peterson used false advertising to get a date with her.

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Cursed Tongue: “Spider, Spider on the Wall, Ain’t You Got No Sense at All?”

Posted by CursedTongue on March 21, 2006

At the risk of incurring the wrath of PETA, I’m admitting to killing arachnids without mercy. It started the day I found a huge black spider crawling on an empty box in my garage. There was a moment of panic when the wind was knocked out of me like air from a bagpipe that’s been inexplicably flattened by an anvil. Then I whispered “Jesus-Mary-Joseph,” as if I spoke too loud, the spider might be startled and attack.

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WoW Group Found Battling in National Park

Posted by Cynical Sarah on March 20, 2006

Park rangers were confused and concerned when they found a large group of people dressed in costume and battling in Yellowstone National Park. After rounding them all up, it was discovered that they were a group of gamers from World of Warcraft who got bored with the online version.

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A Modern Tragedy

Posted by Cynical Sarah on March 16, 2006

Last week, the most horrifying, terrible thing that could happen in our happy home happened – my computer died.
It was a sad event that started with the hint of a strange smell wafting into our bedroom Wednesday evening. It was a scary kind of smell. You know the kind – the smell of something electrical or plastic getting too hot.

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Cursed Tongue: “What Happened Was …”

Posted by CursedTongue on March 15, 2006

I would never watch such depraved tasteless trash as those chair-throwing, “Nu-uh you didn’t!” cross-dressing Neo-Nazi shouting match, surprise boot camp talk shows. It’s the epitome of bad taste to put a, shall we say “experienced,” young woman on a stage with twelve men that may or may not be the father of her baby.

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Homeless Man Finds Blogging Niche

Posted by Cynical Sarah on March 14, 2006

A homeless man known only as “Commercial Drive Dwayne” is finally earning a good living doing something besides panhandling. He got himself signed up on a blogging web site and is now earning hundreds of dollars a month.

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