From the Outside Looking In

Posted by Cynical Sarah on April 24, 2006

I think we’re all guilty of a little eavesdropping now and then. Sitting in a restaurant, waiting for the bus, in the checkout line at the store – sometimes we’re all too bored to be stuck listening to our own thoughts so we check out what’s going on with everyone else.
My recent eavesdropping happened while [...]

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Welcome to Canada, Finally

Posted by Cynical Sarah on April 17, 2006

I’ve been waiting to write this column for quite some time now. I’ve been going through the immigration process for a couple years now with a lot of bad luck and serious concerns about the competency of immigration workers. Now that I’ve finally processed through immigration and am officially a permanent resident of Canada, I can let the world know about my experience without too much fear of retribution.

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Doctors All Agree on Dietary Supplement

Posted by Cynical Sarah on April 15, 2006

For the first time ever, a dietary supplement has been recommended by five out of five doctors. All doctors agree that the best dietary supplement to help with weight loss is jogging.

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Cursed Tongue: Insomniac’s Somniloquy

Posted by CursedTongue on April 14, 2006

Aside from a handful of Nyquil-induced comas, I haven’t had a full eight hours of sleep for nearly a decade. No, I haven’t been drinking hummingbird food or popping out babies like a Catholic Easy-Bake Oven. I’ve always been prone to insomnia. My mind is a diabolical Chatty Kathy doll, constantly spinning and reeling. Apparently, even when I am asleep I’m not taking full advantage of that restful state, because I talk in my sleep.

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The Race is On

Posted by Cynical Sarah on April 12, 2006

As I mentioned before, I’m now a legal resident of Canada. This ultimately means I have no excuse for not getting a job now. It’ll be back to the rat race for me pretty soon.

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New Rock Opera to Debut on Broadway

Posted by Cynical Sarah on April 10, 2006

After years of television and movie success, the Star Trek franchise will enter the stage realm. “Star Trek: Clash of the Klingons” is scheduled to open on Broadway July 7.

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