Cursed Tongue: Dirt Blindness

Posted by CursedTongue on April 6, 2006

For the first time, my husband and I have separate bathrooms. The other day I made the grievous mistake of walking into my husband’s bathroom. It looked like he had been bathing monkeys in his tub, which is funny, because we don’t have any monkeys.

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Cursed Tongue: Discount Oil

Posted by CursedTongue on April 4, 2006

Obviously, the employee discount for Iraqi oil didn’t pan out as we had hoped. I may be severely beaten with a tire iron for saying this, but I think the outrageous price increase for gas in the last couple of weeks might actually be good for the U.S.A. We can complain about Big Oil as if it were a Darth Vader/Adolf Hitler hybrid clone who has us all in a metaphorical telekinetic chokehold until we’re blue in the face, but that won’t make gas any cheaper.

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Wanted: Discreet, Older Nanny with Infant Experience

Posted by Cynical Sarah on April 2, 2006

Britney Spears is in the market for a new nanny. After two visits from child services, one her own fault and the other the nanny’s, Spears catching the nanny flirting with her husband was the last straw. The nanny was fired on the spot.

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Bush Announces New Foreign Policy

Posted by Cynical Sarah on April 1, 2006

U.S. President George W. Bush announced today that he’s enacting a new foreign policy called “No Whiners Allowed.” This policy will restrict what foreign dignitaries will be allowed to meet with the president.

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