Cursed Tongue: You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Soda

Posted by CursedTongue on May 5, 2006

Recently, Cadbury Schweppes, makers of 7up, perfected a marvel of genetic engineering. It unveiled 100% Natural 7up, soda so natural that it grows on trees, can and all. It must be true. It’s in a commercial.

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