Surviving Survivor

Posted by Cynical Sarah on May 7, 2006

There are a lot of things I do, not because I personally enjoy them, but because it’s nice to do things with my husband. Tame, harmless things people, don’t let your minds wander into the gutter.

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Tags: survivor, television

U.S. Finds Acceptable Border Compromise

Posted by Cynical Sarah on May 6, 2006

Senator Edward Kennedy may turn out to be America’s latest hero as the newest immigration and border plan makes its way through Congress. So far, all indicators show that his new idea for stemming the flood of illegal immigrants may be acceptable enough to pass through both the House and Senate.

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Tags: humor, politics, Satire

Cursed Tongue: You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Soda

Posted by CursedTongue on May 5, 2006

Recently, Cadbury Schweppes, makers of 7up, perfected a marvel of genetic engineering. It unveiled 100% Natural 7up, soda so natural that it grows on trees, can and all. It must be true. It’s in a commercial.

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The Year of the Cliffhanger

Posted by Cynical Sarah on May 3, 2006

Our home is scheduled around several prime-time shows. Our evenings often consist of what get recorded when, and when we’ll actually get around to watching it.

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Cursed Tongue: Don’t Cross Me

Posted by CursedTongue on May 2, 2006

When my family moved to Germany, courtesy of the U.S. Air Force, our sponsor fed us open-faced cheese sandwiches in a little pub along with valuable information on the local culture. One was the fact that crosswalks are taken seriously in Germany.

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