Cynical Sarah

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Top Five Worst Ways to Lose Weight

Posted by Cynical Sarah on June 15, 2006

5. Contracting a parasite.
I’ve seen an example of this on a TV show once, and I heard that’s how Bette Midler lost so much weight. But I doubt having wriggling tape worms in your stomache is worth fitting into a pair of pants a size or two smaller.
4. The crack or meth method.
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Insanity Brings People Together

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Just when I thought I’d finally seen it all, the public transportation continues to surprise me with its wild and wacky patrons. I’ve been using public transit for more than a year now. The novelty hadn’t quite worn off until recently when I went back to work again and started riding the Skytrain every day.


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