Cynical Sarah

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The Nature of Things

Posted by Cynical Sarah on October 18, 2006

We humans are funny creatures. We have one bad experience with something like a spider or a salesman, and suddenly every spider or salesman is bad. Do you suppose it’s in our genes to over-react and label things that way – possibly a defense mechanism ingrained in us all from our early days when we weren’t so high on the food chain?


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Cursed Tongue: The Lonely Wonelies

Posted by CursedTongue on October 16, 2006

After being married for a mere six years, I believed that being apart for a few weeks would be no big deal. I knew that I would miss my sweet husband when he went on a business trip, but even before he left I was sobbing. Once he was gone I was hitting the cookie dough ice cream like a woman who has been unexpectedly dumped by text message.


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Top 10 Worst Fortune Cookie Preditions

Posted by Cynical Sarah on October 15, 2006

10. You will wake up tomorrow with a bad case of bed head.


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Cursed Tongue: Spanking Good Advice

Posted by CursedTongue on October 12, 2006

There’s something about babies that turns people into authorities on the parenting abilities of complete strangers. Much like 5-month-old Suri Cruise drawn to the lime light, people who appear normal walk up to babies they don’t know, coo over them, pinch their cheeks and give helpful unsolicited advice to the caregiver of said child.


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Top 10 Things I Learned From My Wedding

Posted by Cynical Sarah on October 10, 2006

10. It’s true that all women look good in a wedding dress.
9. My friends are much bigger party animals than I am.
8. One wild bridesmaid can create a party all on her own and keep it going for hours.
7. A hairdresser can manage to stick 20 plus hair pins in a hairdo and manage to [...]


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