Cursed Tongue: All Drecked Out

Posted by CursedTongue on December 23, 2006

Last week I was enthusiastic about my plan to put no Christmas decorations outside of my house whatsoever. I had absolutely no desire to put up a tasteful holiday display. No twinkle lights strewn over my rock “riverbed,” no inflatable light-up snow globe or NASCAR Santa; not so much as a sprig of rash-inducing mistletoe.

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Tags: christmas, humor

Cursed Tongue: Let Them Eat Twinkies

Posted by CursedTongue on December 22, 2006

According to a disturbing report released by the World Institute for Development Economics Research, 2% of adults owned more than half of all global assets in 2000. Astonishingly, 50% of the adult population owned only about 1% of wealth.

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Tags: christmas, economy, humor

The Shopping Bug

Posted by Cynical Sarah on December 21, 2006

This weekend I went through shopping withdrawal. I don’t normally make a habit of shopping a lot, but when the holiday season hits, I enjoy having a real reason to hit the mall for marathon shopping session.

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Tags: christmas, humor, shopping

Environmental Group Releases Tree Movie for Holiday Season

Posted by Cynical Sarah on December 20, 2006

The holiday season isn’t the best time of year to be a tree. At least that’s the message that Earthguard, an international environmental group, wants people to think. This holiday season the group has created a movie about trees and how hard their lives are at this time of year around the world.

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Tags: christmas, humor, Satire

What Is Too Far?

Posted by Cynical Sarah on December 14, 2006

Through the magic of our digital recorder, my husband and I have the luxury of recording every South Park that comes on each day and watching them at our leisure.

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Tags: humor, television

Cursed Tongue: All Lit Up

Posted by CursedTongue on December 12, 2006

I will never understand why people who can afford chauffeurs get caught driving under the influence of a various legal and illegal substances. Not that there is ever an excuse to drive under the influence. But if a prime candidate for a celebrity perp walk can afford to buy a Taxi company, it is just plain stupid for them to get behind the wheel of a car while smashed.

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Tags: celebrity, humor

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