Cursed Tongue: Cloudy, with a Chance of Apocalypse

Posted by CursedTongue on January 6, 2007

I demand an apology from Al Gore for wearing a sandwich board that says, “The End is Near,” and mumbling incoherently in front of a PowerPoint presentation. After the record high summer, I was honestly worried about my relatives on the coasts. But now the gates of Hell have slammed shut and frozen over.

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Tags: humor, politics, weather

Stranger Danger

Posted by Cynical Sarah on January 4, 2007

There are a few different types of overly chatty people who ride the Skytrain. First, there are the drunks who just can’t help but be overly talkative, then the crazies who may not even be talking to a real person, and then the creepy ones.

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Tags: humor, public transit

Cursed Tongue: Ted Turner Almighty, Creator of 24-Hour News Networks

Posted by CursedTongue on January 2, 2007

I swear on the fiber optic cable running through my house, my cable company is out for blood. Not just any blood, my blood. What proof do I have to back up these paranoid accusations? For one, the nasty cut on the ring finger of my right hand.

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Tags: humor, television

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