Cynical Sarah

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Health Kick in the Ass

Posted by Cynical Sarah on February 18, 2007

Working to become more healthy is making me sick. At least that’s my theory of the week for why I’ve caught another cold.


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Cursed Tongue: Flush Fund

Posted by CursedTongue on February 14, 2007

Earlier this week, I installed Turbo Tax onto my computer. I gathered the paperwork and receipts for my tax file and went through my records to see if my numbers match W-2s and interest statements. Saving, filing, reading dry and convoluted tax instructions – these are things that I enjoy in the sick, sick part of my brain that likes order, neatness and numbers.


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Super Bowl Without the Flash

Posted by Cynical Sarah on February 12, 2007

The best thing that ever happened to the Super Bowl halftime show was Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction” a few years back. In the flash of a sticker-covered breast, the world of the Super Bowl shows changed forever.


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Cursed Tongue: I Need Some Space

Posted by CursedTongue on February 10, 2007

Face it, clichéd items like chocolate and roses just don’t convey the depth and breadth of your love. Throwing money at the problem by sending a “custom,” guaranteed for life, Vermont Teddy Bear is not the answer. Spending 15 minutes on the phone with a Beary Helpful Operator displays more indifference than affection.


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Some Beach, Somewhere

Posted by Cynical Sarah on February 8, 2007

This week I’m heading out for a real vacation. It’s been a long time since I’ve taken a real vacation. In fact, probably the last time I had what I would define as a “real” vacation was when my family went to Disneyland when I was about 9 or 10 years old.


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What Would Dannielynn Smith Say? (18 years from now)

Posted by Cynical Sarah on February 6, 2007

(We ask celebrities the questions we’d all like to ask, and provides the answers we all wish we’d get to hear.)

Q. What was it like growing up as Anna Nicole’s daughter?


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