Cursed Tongue: Short Order Cook to a Dog

Posted by CursedTongue on April 17, 2007

My dog eats better than I do. Or I thought that she did until the Menu Foods recall a couple of weeks ago. The same treats I used to grab off the shelf for doggy Christmas presents were not good enough for my puppy after we adopted the Scroungy Coyote. I began reading labels and discovered that most of the treats on the shelf contained more sugar than a classroom of 8 year-olds.

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Tags: humor, pets

Generational Gasp

Posted by Cynical Sarah on April 13, 2007

There are all sorts of reasons to worry about war and the environment and making the world a better place. One of the predominant reasons people give, however, is that we need to make a better world for out children, because, after all, the children are our future.

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Cursed Tongue: “Yo, Adrian! It’s me, Cholesterol.”

Posted by CursedTongue on April 11, 2007

Coyotes are dear to my heart. Not just because my dog looks like one. But also because we’ve so rudely built subdivisions, four lane highways and strip malls on their stomping grounds and they’ve managed not only to adapt but to thrive.

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Scratching that Flea Market Itch

Posted by Cynical Sarah on April 9, 2007

One of the highlights of my long Easter weekend was a trip to the flea market at a nearby community center. Thrilling, I know. I’m sure my life is the envy of all 20 something out there when they find out how exciting my days are.

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Tags: humor, shopping

Cursed Tongue: The Wheezy City

Posted by CursedTongue on April 7, 2007

I write this article bleary eyed, lump in my throat. Am I upset about Imus using the derogatory slurs on cable TV? Am I mourning the loss of McCain’s position as a frontrunner in the Presidential race because he thought that Americans would believe the troop surge was working in Iraq? Am I overjoyed that after seven months of life Dannielynn knows who her father is? No, it’s because I’m hopped up on industrial strength decongestant, vitamin C and Benadryl and am still suffering from allergies.

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Tags: health, humor

Cursed Tongue: Missing the Buzz

Posted by CursedTongue on April 5, 2007

In October of 2006, beekeepers in the U.S. began reporting the mysterious disappearance of entire colonies under their care. Puzzled keepers weren’t even finding dead bees. About 90% of commercial bee colonies in the U.S. have vanished in the past six months. Now European bees are going missing, without so much as a single ransom note.

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