Cursed Tongue: Dear Drunken Celebrity Driver,

Posted by CursedTongue on May 12, 2007

So, you’ve managed to wrap your Bentley around a tree and survive. Don’t even try to flee on foot. Take the advice of veteran celebrity drunk driver Andy Dick. Smoking pot does not make you run faster or jump higher than the LAPD. Especially if you have the spindly physique of a nerdy comedian.

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