Cursed Tongue: Gliese 581c: Great Starter Planet

Posted by CursedTongue on May 20, 2007

Astrotastic news, Dear Readers! Scientists found a planet within a convenient 20.5 light years of Earth. A spacious 984,675,000 square miles, this planet comfortably seats 30 billion. Move-in condition with temperatures ranging from 0 and 40 degrees Celsius, this extrasolar gem may contain liquid water. (For those unfamiliar with the metric system, and for American news outlets too lazy to convert that’s between 32 and 104 degrees Fahrenheit.)

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