Cursed Tongue: Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

Posted by CursedTongue on October 28, 2007

There’s something about me, some vibe I generate, some secret superpower that attracts the desperately lonely, elderly and/or slightly insane. I don’t even have to make eye contact to attract these people. People that want to have a lengthy conversation with me about their lumbago.

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Tags: humor, pets

Cursed Tongue: Extremely Wrongful Tantrum

Posted by CursedTongue on October 24, 2007

China came down with a bout of the religious intolerance flu and begged out of attending this week’s conference on Iran. Protesting the Dalai Lama’s acceptance of the Congressional Medal of Honor on Wednesday, China, a nation of petulant only children, has packed up its toys and gone home.

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Tags: humor, politics

Have You Seen This Squirrel?

Posted by Cynical Sarah on October 22, 2007

It seems that the complaints people have filed against the squirrels in a local park didn’t come soon enough. On Saturday, at least one visitor to the park was held up and attacked by an overly zealous squirrel.

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Tags: humor, Satire, wildlife

Cursed Tongue: It’s Not Us, It’s Them

Posted by CursedTongue on October 20, 2007

In the current stormy waters of rampant capitalism, it’s difficult to find a company that is unwilling to blame its woes on the very customers they depend upon for precious, life giving money.

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Tags: humor

Get Your Gamble On

Posted by Cynical Sarah on October 18, 2007

Today I dumped Sean Avery and decided to pick up Mike Sillinger instead. No clue what I’m talking about? I don’t blame you. I wouldn’t have known what I was talking about a few weeks ago either until I decided to join in the office’s Fantasy Hockey league online.

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Tags: humor, sports

Cursed Tongue: Indisposed

Posted by CursedTongue on October 16, 2007

Every time a new disposable item comes out on the market I think that manufacturers have finally crossed the line. But it seems that lines to cross are one resource that won’t diminish.

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Tags: humor, shopping

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