Cursed Tongue: The Gift of Get It Yourself

Posted by CursedTongue on November 28, 2007

I realize that this discussion maybe just a tad early for some Christmas shoppers. But next week is Black Friday. (So called because that’s the color a normal human soul turns while jostled between the pallet of gift-wrap and the end cap of obnoxious, musical dancing reindeers in the crush of shoppers at the Wal-Mart on the day after Thanksgiving.) The harried, beaten consumer may shamefully turn to the shiny gift card display in their time need.

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Tags: christmas, humor, shopping

The Reality

Posted by Cynical Sarah on November 24, 2007

I’m constantly amazed by the stars that are made by reality television shows. Not the ones that actually have some contest and some purpose the people on the shows are working toward.

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Tags: humor, television

Domesticated Weekends

Posted by Cynical Sarah on November 20, 2007

Lately my definition of a busy weekend is one where I leave the condo at least once, have lots of hockey and football to watch, and plenty of small projects at home that I should be doing.

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Tags: humor, marriage, sports

Cursed Tongue: Sweet Obsession

Posted by CursedTongue on November 18, 2007

There was a time when I could consume just about anything and not gain weight. Of course, when I got to college, it turned out that I could have been 15 pounds lighter if I had gotten more exercise (I walked a lot) and been a cafeteria vegetarian (I did not trust most of the meat dishes at my school).

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Tags: diet, humor

Five Hours and a Duffel Bag Later …

Posted by Cynical Sarah on November 8, 2007

It’s 5 p.m. on Sunday and I’m sitting here in pajama pants, a sweatshirt and slippers – one step up from my actual pajamas. I hadn’t really planned to end up this way, even though it was supposed to be a nice lazy Sunday no matter what I ended up doing.

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Tags: humor, poker

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