Cursed Tongue: Glassholes

Posted by CursedTongue on July 24, 2008

Glasshole: 1. A puncture in the fabric of space/time, which drains the property value of a neighborhood. Often caused by shards of broken domestic beer bottles.

2. Person who tosses glass bottles on sidewalks and in common areas.

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Cursed Tongue: Adventures in Jurisimprudence: Bearing Witless, Part 2

Posted by CursedTongue on July 3, 2008

On last week’s episode we left Jessica, Lisa and young Britney in the kitchen with a crazed and hostile Clint who has a gun that is in a glove, a holster or uncovered, depending on who was testifying.  The 911 operator is waiting for Susan to return with an address.
Clint was the last witness on [...]

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