ChinaCon 2008: Disaster Staged to Avoid Olympic Boycott

Posted by Cynical Sarah on May 1, 2008

Cyclones in Burma, tornados raging across the United States and earthquakes in China, all within the span of a couple weeks, may have many people thinking Mother Nature has reared her head to fight back against humans. However, it turns out that one of those natural disasters wasn’t so natural after all.

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Tags: humor, news, Olympics, Satire

Have You Seen This Squirrel?

Posted by Cynical Sarah on October 22, 2007

It seems that the complaints people have filed against the squirrels in a local park didn’t come soon enough. On Saturday, at least one visitor to the park was held up and attacked by an overly zealous squirrel.

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Tags: humor, Satire, wildlife

Grover Leaving Sesame Street for More Serious Roles

Posted by Cynical Sarah on August 2, 2007

After more than 20 years on Sesame Street, Grover has decided to move on to explore new roles. His first challenge after working in children’s programming will be a complete 180 degree change as he takes on a guest role on CSI: Miami.

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Tags: humor, Satire, television

Vancouver Seeks to Clean Up Festivals, Improve City Image

Posted by Cynical Sarah on June 2, 2007

The city of Vancouver, B.C., has issued a new ordinance to help clean up the city’s image before the 2010 Olympics come to town. To cut down on the pot smoker and general odd culture in some parts of the city, festivals have been banned.

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Bill Gates Plans to Expand Business to Gliese 581c

Posted by Cynical Sarah on April 1, 2007

The discovery of Gliese 581c has got the scientific world all excited with the possibility of another habitable planet out there and the increased odds that ours is not the only planet with life on it. No one, however, is more excited than Bill Gates, who is eyeing the planet as a possible way to expand his computer empire.

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Presidential Mix-Up Puts Hummus on Banned List

Posted by Cynical Sarah on March 16, 2007

American citizens will have to go without their tasty chickpea dip for a while as President George Bush has put hummus on the terrorist watch list in the nation.

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Tags: humor, politics, Satire

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