Cynical Sarah

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Dance Fever

Posted by Cynical Sarah on July 20, 2007

Hi, my name is Sarah and I’m a dance-a-holic. Not that I do a lot of dancing myself besides the occasional booty shaking in my living room, but I’m completely hooked on television dance shows.


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Publicity Game: Celebrities – 1, Environment – 0

Posted by Cynical Sarah on July 4, 2007

On Sunday I caught a few of the bands that were playing all day around the world as part of Live Earth. There were some great acts that signed on to Al Gore’s love-the-Earth fest and it was pretty impressive how many people showed up in support of the cause.


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Cursed Tongue: Dear Drunken Celebrity Driver,

Posted by CursedTongue on May 12, 2007

So, you’ve managed to wrap your Bentley around a tree and survive. Don’t even try to flee on foot. Take the advice of veteran celebrity drunk driver Andy Dick. Smoking pot does not make you run faster or jump higher than the LAPD. Especially if you have the spindly physique of a nerdy comedian.


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Britney Spears Gets Audience with Pope

Posted by Cynical Sarah on March 4, 2007

She’s tried everything else to get her life in order, now Britney Spears is trying a little extra divine intervention by visiting the Pope. She made a quick trip to the Vatican over the weekend to see him and to submit a few things to the prayer list.


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The Show Must Go On

Posted by Cynical Sarah on March 2, 2007

I was digging through some old paperwork an stuff earlier this week when I came across a folder filled with some papers I wrote in college and some autographs I’d accumulated since elementary school.


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What Would Dannielynn Smith Say? (18 years from now)

Posted by Cynical Sarah on February 6, 2007

(We ask celebrities the questions we’d all like to ask, and provides the answers we all wish we’d get to hear.)

Q. What was it like growing up as Anna Nicole’s daughter?


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