Cursed Tongue: Love That New Baby Spit-up Smell

Posted by CursedTongue on November 20, 2006

About a year ago my younger brother, Twerp, and my sister-in-law called with news of a major purchase. They bought a 2005 four-door V8 truck with leather interior and all of the upgrades. Now this was no surprise. Twerp has had a love affair with automobiles that began long before he realized driving a Hotwheels car on my head would tangle my hair up around the axles, necessitating removal by haircut.

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Cursed Tongue: Spanking Good Advice

Posted by CursedTongue on October 12, 2006

There’s something about babies that turns people into authorities on the parenting abilities of complete strangers. Much like 5-month-old Suri Cruise drawn to the lime light, people who appear normal walk up to babies they don’t know, coo over them, pinch their cheeks and give helpful unsolicited advice to the caregiver of said child.

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