Cynical Sarah

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May I Try Another Recipe Please?

Posted by Cynical Sarah on May 31, 2010

It’s the last day of May and I haven’t even told y’all about my culinary adventure from the latest issue of Cooking Light yet. In honor of the great weather we’ve been having and the possibility of barbecues in the near future, I tried a healthy potato salad recipe this month.

In my mind, potato salad is supposed to be a mayo and mustard concoction that’s served cold and can’t be left out too long or it will go bad. It sure does taste good, but perhaps a potato salad with less calories and less chance of food poisoning would be a nice change.


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Cursed Tongue: Sweet Obsession

Posted by CursedTongue on November 18, 2007

There was a time when I could consume just about anything and not gain weight. Of course, when I got to college, it turned out that I could have been 15 pounds lighter if I had gotten more exercise (I walked a lot) and been a cafeteria vegetarian (I did not trust most of the meat dishes at my school).


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Health Kick in the Ass

Posted by Cynical Sarah on February 18, 2007

Working to become more healthy is making me sick. At least that’s my theory of the week for why I’ve caught another cold.


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Top Five Worst Ways to Lose Weight

Posted by Cynical Sarah on June 15, 2006

5. Contracting a parasite.
I’ve seen an example of this on a TV show once, and I heard that’s how Bette Midler lost so much weight. But I doubt having wriggling tape worms in your stomache is worth fitting into a pair of pants a size or two smaller.
4. The crack or meth method.
Don’t believe everything [...]


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Doctors All Agree on Dietary Supplement

Posted by Cynical Sarah on April 15, 2006

For the first time ever, a dietary supplement has been recommended by five out of five doctors. All doctors agree that the best dietary supplement to help with weight loss is jogging.


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