Cursed Tongue: What’s Your Damage?

Posted by CursedTongue on September 11, 2008

Last week I brought my recycling bin in early. Unusual for me, and exciting information for my reading audience, I know. But it was a good thing. About two hours after the waste removal professional dispatched my plastic empties, tin cans and toilet paper rolls, the wind whipped into a frenzy.

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Tags: humor, landscaping, marriage

A Milestone Birthday with a Side of Cholesterol

Posted by Cynical Sarah on August 25, 2008

My Mom turned 50 this year (sorry for the big reveal Mom), but perhaps more shocking than her turning 50 is that fact that she also becomes the mother of a 30-year-old this year.
It doesn’t bother me to be 30 this year. I don’t feel old by any means, and I’m probably way more active [...]

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Tags: health, humor

Cursed Tongue: Glassholes

Posted by CursedTongue on July 24, 2008

Glasshole: 1. A puncture in the fabric of space/time, which drains the property value of a neighborhood. Often caused by shards of broken domestic beer bottles.

2. Person who tosses glass bottles on sidewalks and in common areas.

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Tags: humor

Cursed Tongue: Adventures in Jurisimprudence: Bearing Witless, Part 2

Posted by CursedTongue on July 3, 2008

On last week’s episode we left Jessica, Lisa and young Britney in the kitchen with a crazed and hostile Clint who has a gun that is in a glove, a holster or uncovered, depending on who was testifying.  The 911 operator is waiting for Susan to return with an address.
Clint was the last witness on [...]

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Tags: humor, jury duty

Movie Madness

Posted by Cynical Sarah on June 24, 2008

Helper Troy and I decided to take in a movie over the weekend. To avoid the date-night rush on Saturday night we went to a 3:20 p.m. showing instead.
For some reason I thought that might have a matinee price, and I was surprised when we ended up paying full price for tickets. That shock turned [...]

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Tags: humor, movies

Cursed Tongue: Adventures in Jurisimprudence: Bearing Witless, Part 1

Posted by CursedTongue on June 19, 2008

Passing through the doors into courtroom I crawl into the skin of Juror #6, emotionally reserved and attentive, as opposed to dramatic and flighty. Like a Lifetime movie, the trial has everything: a love triangle, a hunky young state prosecutor with hypnotic ties, a cherubic blond 7 year-old witness, a gun that may or may not have been in a glove or holster and four people with a dubious grasp on the concept of being role models for their children. As an added bonus, this case even dabbled in the ramifications of the Information Age.

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Tags: humor, jury duty

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