Top 10 Things I Learned From My Wedding

Posted by Cynical Sarah on October 10, 2006

10. It’s true that all women look good in a wedding dress.

9. My friends are much bigger party animals than I am.

8. One wild bridesmaid can create a party all on her own and keep it going for hours.

7. A hairdresser can manage to stick 20 plus hair pins in a hairdo and manage to keep them all hidden – and it takes just as long to take all of them out as it did to get your hair done.

6. An MC plus lots of beer, wine, and shots bought for him plus an open mic don’t always mix well.

5. When people want to dance, they’re going to start dancing whether the dance floor is open or not.

4. Never leave disposable cameras in the hands of your sister-in-law.

3. Even if you hire a photographer, everyone else will be there with their cameras as well snapping away at every opportunity.

2. It’s okay to be relieved to have the whole ordeal done with as long as you enjoyed it while it was happening.

1. People go on honeymoons right after the wedding for a reason – it’s the only way to escape and relax after throwing one of the biggest events of your life.

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