Top 10 Worst Fortune Cookie Preditions

Posted by Cynical Sarah on October 15, 2006

10. You will wake up tomorrow with a bad case of bed head.

9. When you lose something, it will always be found in the last place you look.

8. You will come into money, but the government will want to take a large chunk of it away from you.

7. I see a long, busy day at work for you in the future, and more Chinese takeout food for dinner.

6. You will spend six to nine hours of later today with your eyes closed with visions dancing through your imagination.

5. If your big toe is itching, you will soon find prosperity from a surprise source.

4. After lots of thought, you will decide to get the dessert to go so you can eat it at home.

3. Your lucky Powerball numbers are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.

2. After reading this, you will wish you had chosen a different fortune cookie off of the tray.

1. In half an hour you will be hungry again and eat the leftovers you are taking home with you.

Cynical Sarah