Top Ten Things to Do with Marshmallows

Posted by Cynical Sarah on June 5, 2006

10. Melt and caulk your tub with it.

9. Create flaming projectiles that will stick to anything. (If only they’d known in medieval times. Imagine what they could have done with catapults then!)

8. Create miniature snowmen when snow isn’t available.

7. Save them for 50 years and still be able to eat them. They may be a little hard, but they never go bad.

6. Use the mini ones as ear plugs. Or better yet, nose plugs when swimming or assailed by a bad smell.

5. Use a marker to give them faces and sell them as pet marshmallows. If they could do it with rocks, they can do it with marshmallow.

4. Plug large holes in pipes with them.

3. Put them on the tips of Edward Scissorhands so he’s not so he’s a little more cuddley rather than cutty.

2. Glue them together in a bowl shape and wear as a helmet.

1. Fill your cheeks and do your Marlon Brando as The Godfather impression.

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