Wanted: Discreet, Older Nanny with Infant Experience

Posted by Cynical Sarah on April 2, 2006

Britney Spears is in the market for a new nanny. After two visits from child services, one her own fault and the other the nanny’s, Spears catching the nanny flirting with her husband was the last straw. The nanny was fired on the spot.

“It’s unfortunate since we’ve got another baby on the way, but that b**** was messing with the wrong girl,” Spears said. “She hurt our baby and then she was trying to steal my man.”

In their search for a new nanny, the Spears family has a new list of criteria their looking for.

“First off, I want to be doubly sure the new nanny has infant experience. The other girl we hired mostly based on how well we got along with her rather than looking at all of her qualification,” Spears said.

She also said they would definitely make sure the new nanny is certified in infant cpr, first aid and has a degree in child growth an development. The new nanny will also be asked to sign a confidentiality contract agreeing to not discuss the private lives of Spears’ family while employed there and also after her employement is over.

“I have to say that most important to me though is that the new nanny is old and grandmotherly. So don’t bother if you’re one of those young cute nannies,” Spears said. “I don’t like having the competition right here in my own home.”

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